Gifted Student Pillows

"My dad doesn't nag me enough about going to college."

"Gifted class, indeed! One is gifted in science, but can't rad - one is fixed in reading, but won't even try math..."

"I'm asking you to write your name on the board. Surely you don't need your smart phone to help you spell your name!"

"A virus ate my homework."

I'm doing my essay on John Milton's "Paradise Lost"...the video game.

"How on earth do you get this blasted box to open...?"

"Well, if the test is multiple choice I choose not to take it."

"Can we wait a few seconds? I'm downloading the Excuse App."

'He's the teacher's pet. She keeps him in a cage in the back of the class.'

'My mind was a million miles away today, but that wasn't far enough.'

"Sis, I have to present this in class tomorrow. What would you suggest in terms of theme music?"

'Every single piece of homework handed in this morning - there couldn't have been much on TV last night!'

"Let's face it Simkins, the only way you'll ever get to medical school is by donating your body to science."

I love Music.

'I've decided to study real hard so I can grow up and become a pundit.'

'Nothing against you, but I'm thinking about going back for my master's.'

'This homework is a disgrace. I'd like a note from your computer.'

"My book report is based on the best selling video by the same name."

Winooski - A camp for sort of gifted boys.

Ms. Thomas, you'll have to come pick up your son. He's swinging from the chandelier claiming that he can and will divide by zero.

"Another round of iced teas, and would you please find a placemat that will actually challenge our gifted son."

'Your report is totally without merit. Add a color cover and some clip art then resumit it.'

'There you go...talking that old timey trash again. Got any ideas the work in the real world?'

Gifted Milk

Mum! Where are my slippers? - 'I don't know, sweet heart.' - 'I can't find them...' - 'Where have you looked?' - 'Oh, I'm wearing them...' - 'My son, the child genius.' -

"He's a real problem child."

"Nice computer presentation...but you're still not getting a raise in your allowance."