Gifted Minds T-Shirts

"Gifted class, indeed! One is gifted in science, but can't rad - one is fixed in reading, but won't even try math..."

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

Man enters a palm reading establishment carrying a tropical plant.

Author of 'The Big Pop-up Book' popping up out of a folding table.

"Quick! The ideas are hatching!"

'I'm still not sure HOW it happened. One minute, we were bouncing ideas off each other, and the next thing I knew, we were using furniture instead!'

'Tommy's book reports are like no other.'

"How on earth do you get this blasted box to open...?"

"Get out here Phil! The outside ideas are far better than the inside ones were!"

"The Cheshire Cactus"

"I think I'm really getting the hang of this lucid dreaming thing."

The Book Club

'This 'ere portable solar power makes charging me cows that much more easier!'

"Sometimes, time travel isn't such a good idea."

"My dad doesn't nag me enough about going to college."

How do bright women get pregnant?

Frog Umbrella

'We've done it! We've created a better mouse...'

'…and then I invented ‘prong-less' barbed wire…'

To Do List: Invent Smaller Post-It Notes.

Flamingo Dancer, Miss.

'Mom, what appears over our heads when we have an idea?'

Pentagon Science Contest: 'I get that a lot...must be from being in the presence of raw genius.'

'It doesn't mention the things I'm a prodigy in.'

"Aren't you afraid you might get too smart?"

The Magnificent Mindo!

"Oooh, look! A rainbow!"

Sock monkey in literature

No more Anna Nicole Smith Cartoons.