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"How on earth do you get this blasted box to open...?"

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

"Welcome to the future"

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

'Let's not go by the book.'

Copycats

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

"Waiting for the vaccine launch."

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

' A good idea '

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

"Meet the author"

"She's been so creative lately."

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

What can I do? He says it's his thinking cap.

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."

'When I grow up, I'm either going to be an authority figure or an unimpeachable source.'

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

reincarnated worm...

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

Jean-Paul Sartre

'Assuming their porridge was poured at the same time, how could it then be too hot, too cold and just right?'