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"I may be an aged whiskey, but inside I still feel like a fresh ear of corn!"

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

Jean-Paul Sartre

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

reincarnated worm...

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

Pinocchio's Second Realization

Chiller Theatre

'The Questioner'

The Thought Process.

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

Zenemies.

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

Paul Ree

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

"I need him to stop think and start listening."

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

Pastorius wonders why.

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

Real Life/Surreal Life

"The overthinker"