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Winooski - A camp for sort of gifted boys.

"Let's start with a couple of glasses of water and if that goes well I'll order two coffees."

"Forget it - she's out of your league."

"Do you mind if I not listen while you talk?"

'What superpower would I like? Normally, invisibility, but as I'm a 53 year old female, I feel that I've already been granted it.'

"Remember, I'm 'catch and release'."

"Would you prefer sparkling water, filtered water, tap water or water?"

"Dating advice from your old man? Ew, weird. Instead, let's ask Stinky Rick."

"My husband is ambidextrous....completely useless with either hand!"

The singles bar...

Rusty and Molly's first date was going beautifully until the 'car tyre incident.

'Are you fit, attractive male...?'

'How was my date?...It went OK. He paid for dinner, and he floats. I suppose that has to count for something.'

"Of course, you understand you can't possibly stay here tonight."

"Go ahead. Don't think of it as plagiarism, think of it as an homage."

'You don't do faith healing do you?'

"Why is living my best life so fattening?"

Time Out Room

Angels aren't lackeys - do thine own work.

"So how was your date with Smiley?"

'I sure hope this 'timeout' thing is just a phase with Mom.'

Novice plumbers replacing a washer in a leaky faucet.

'Lucifer casts out into Hell'

Man paints himself into corner.

'And then he yells MAN EATER and I say, MAN EATER?! MOI?!!'

"We had special places in hell but what with the influx of baby boomers we're putting people wherever we can."

"You know how last year you told me you'd teach me how to pick up ladies?"

'Damn, this guy swiped my pick up line.'

'College textbooks sure are expensive. Luckily, I saved a fortune by using eTexts. Now I have to see if I can buy used eTexts.'