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'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

Garlic Free Zone.

'Tomato ketchup?' 'Well you wanted the house red.'

'We're not at home, Stu. You can't just order 'I don't care'.'

'House wine?'

The Salvador Deli

'Okay, okay. On second thought, maybe going on a diet isn't necessary.'

'Erm...I ordered the omlette!'

"Past performance is no guarantee of future results."

"Would you prefer sparkling water, filtered water, tap water or water?"

The singles bar...

"'Scuse me, Officer, but where do the elite meet to eat around here?"

'You don't do faith healing do you?'

Time Out Room

'Ambiance or non-ambiance?'

Angels aren't lackeys - do thine own work.

'I sure hope this 'timeout' thing is just a phase with Mom.'

"This next one goes to a special someone who stole my soul... literally!"

'If you're ready, who wants to go first?'

'Lucifer casts out into Hell'

Winooski - A camp for sort of gifted boys.

Chinese noodles.

'The only problem being a Beefeater is that I'm a vegetarian.'

'College textbooks sure are expensive. Luckily, I saved a fortune by using eTexts. Now I have to see if I can buy used eTexts.'

"We had special places in hell but what with the influx of baby boomers we're putting people wherever we can."

"Which comes first - the chicken salad or the egg salad?"

'Good gracious, no, nothing for me. I'll just scavenge after my friends have left the table.'

'I asked them to behave like adults, and they ranted, they raved, and they cussed a blue streak!'

"How we doing for tips today?"

"Are you still working on that?"

Kid in corner to parent: 'When will I be eligible for parole?'

'Darling, we're vegetarians. We must stop meat eating like this.'