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'Lucifer casts out into Hell'

Garlic Free Zone.

'We're not at home, Stu. You can't just order 'I don't care'.'

'Tomato ketchup?' 'Well you wanted the house red.'

'House wine?'

"Let's start with a couple of glasses of water and if that goes well I'll order two coffees."

"Forget it - she's out of your league."

"I asked a designer to come in and give the office a needed pick-me-up...probably should have been a little more specific."

Turn around at the next junction, turn around now! Turn around immediately - you've forgotten your handbags!

"Do you mind if I not listen while you talk?"

'What superpower would I like? Normally, invisibility, but as I'm a 53 year old female, I feel that I've already been granted it.'

"Would you prefer sparkling water, filtered water, tap water or water?"

'Should I buy or sell?'

'Okay, okay. On second thought, maybe going on a diet isn't necessary.'

"Dating advice from your old man? Ew, weird. Instead, let's ask Stinky Rick."

"Remember, I'm 'catch and release'."

"'Scuse me, Officer, but where do the elite meet to eat around here?"

"Of course, you understand you can't possibly stay here tonight."

Rusty and Molly's first date was going beautifully until the 'car tyre incident.

'Are you fit, attractive male...?'

The singles bar...

One Way/Two Ways.

'Excuse me - Which way is Southwestern North Carolina?'

'I sure hope this 'timeout' thing is just a phase with Mom.'

'Ambiance or non-ambiance?'

"So how was your date with Smiley?"

"This next one goes to a special someone who stole my soul... literally!"

'Dressage? But Son, what about something more virile like Rodeo or Polo?'

'I don't need a GPS. I'm guided by greed.'

Freeway exits: Should, Woulda, Coulda.