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Angels aren't lackeys - do thine own work.

'Whe they said 'God is my Judge', I didn't realize He was a real attorney.'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 2

Turn around at the next junction, turn around now! Turn around immediately - you've forgotten your handbags!

The Salvador Deli

"Would you prefer sparkling water, filtered water, tap water or water?"

'Okay, okay. On second thought, maybe going on a diet isn't necessary.'

The singles bar...

'Excuse me - Which way is Southwestern North Carolina?'

Time Out Room

The Man sits with 2 devils on his shoulders.

"This next one goes to a special someone who stole my soul... literally!"

'I sure hope this 'timeout' thing is just a phase with Mom.'

"You are headed south. Your destination is straight ahead."

'You don't do faith healing do you?'

'I don't need a GPS. I'm guided by greed.'

IRS. Pay Taxes Here. It's the amount owe

Winooski - A camp for sort of gifted boys.

'Lucifer casts out into Hell'

Chinese noodles.

'The only problem being a Beefeater is that I'm a vegetarian.'

'College textbooks sure are expensive. Luckily, I saved a fortune by using eTexts. Now I have to see if I can buy used eTexts.'

'We'll be planning to invade Ecuador as soon as I can find it on the map.'

'I asked them to behave like adults, and they ranted, they raved, and they cussed a blue streak!'

"We had special places in hell but what with the influx of baby boomers we're putting people wherever we can."

Kid in corner to parent: 'When will I be eligible for parole?'

Demon with his tail caught in the holy book of an unaware monk

'I finally just told my spiritual advisor and my financial advisor to fight it out and I'll listen to whoever wins.'

'You have what we in the medical profession call an enlarged appetite.'

Man and dog puzzled by blank signpost

'Are you SURE that you didn't say a little prayer before you had your turn?'

Life in the Dark Ages...

'Mr. Doan says he has a bachelor's degree, but I happen to know he's married.'

"David can't find anything without the sat nav these days."

Bernice prepares her pantry for gluten-free cooking