Gift Guesser Pillows

Can you guess what it is yet?

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

'What do you do with the time you save?'

Van Gogh was starting to run out of gift ideas.

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

celebrating a birth.

'You got anything that says I put some thought into this gift?'

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

'If you really loved me you would have bought me flowers.'

Psychiatrist says: 'Oh, no! Not another fruit cake?'

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

Santa called but you were out!

Love.

It's a busy mother's day down there! The glucose molecule got his mom a box of sweets, the histamine brought flowers ... A sodium atom got bath salts, and the genes had a family portrait taken. Frank, the neuron didn't get a gift for his mother. No, he didn't but he always sends a nice message!

'Why thankyou! ... and I've got one for you!'

"Remember when we talked about how you send mixed messages. . ."

Birthday Racing Car

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

Valentines Balloons

'I gotta bad feeling about this.'

'You reek of crackers.'

'And that,and that,and that...'

Regifts of the Magi

'Aha! You can tell Dottie and the kids I didn't forget their presents!'

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

Valentines Day truck

'I don't need to know what it is when it's on sale.'

C'mon, help me out! Which rock do you think my kids would like better?

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

A feminist Christmas.