Gift Guesser Mugs

Can you guess what it is yet?

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

'What do you do with the time you save?'

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

Van Gogh was starting to run out of gift ideas.

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

celebrating a birth.

'You got anything that says I put some thought into this gift?'

'If you really loved me you would have bought me flowers.'

'Yeah, yeah, very cute... she couldn't have just sent me an e-card?'

Psychiatrist says: 'Oh, no! Not another fruit cake?'

Santa called but you were out!

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

Love.

"Remember when we talked about how you send mixed messages. . ."

'Why thankyou! ... and I've got one for you!'

Birthday Racing Car

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

Valentines Balloons

'And that,and that,and that...'

Regifts of the Magi

'You reek of crackers.'

Valentines Day truck

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

'I don't need to know what it is when it's on sale.'

'Aha! You can tell Dottie and the kids I didn't forget their presents!'

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

Mother using candy cane to pull son away from toy window.

A feminist Christmas.