Giants T-Shirts

"If he finds his glasses, we're dead!"

Invasion if the Ill prepared Giants!

'Be honest... Did you use my deodorant?'

'Well, Tommy, you've grown a foot since the last time I saw you!'

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

'Right, who threw that?' (giant pupil in class).

"Yes, we have a retirement plan. It's called a layoff."

"I'm pretty sure my self-driving car is moonlighting for Uber behind my back."

'You can earn more money, but you'll need to take a second job.'

Working one day a year doesn't pay the bills

"Mom, can I obliterate New Jersey? Pleeease, mom?"

"EWE-BUR" "SHEAR-X"

Gargantua's Paris Meals. Four Men are Feeding Him with Mustard (Rabelais).

'Oh, he's just my son here for bring your kid to work day.'

'Whoa! Don't try to be a hero. It's too late for Dan, but let this be a lesson...'

Giant Sale: 'I said it was simply a misunderstanding.'

"You realise the post is only part time, no more than 60 hours a week!"

Won't Work For Food

'I will need to watch the replay.'

"Well, you're not what we ordered, either."

'The Giants vs. Trolls'

"I had no idea they gave out Superbowl participation rings."

Leave Only Footprints, Take Only Photos.

'No more beer and onions. The whole village smells to high heaven!'

"All you gotta do for a million bucks, big guy, is show up on weekends and run down the field with this ball."

You're between jobs, he? How far between?

"What did you think we do after the holidays?"

Uber Out of Luck

The Giant Guardsman Chapters XI and XII

'I freelance from my home here.'

"Maybe I can buy a self driving car, and hire it out to Uber to make the payments."

"I needed a side hustle."

'Try to avoid eye contact.'

"If you're going to be my accountant, you need to know that you'l be dealing with some big numbers."