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"His reputation as a tough guy was dented when his Valentine called him ‘cuddle bottom’."

'Well, Tommy, you've grown a foot since the last time I saw you!'

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

Gracie's baby toys.

'A Great Big Bang. An I-Can-Read Cosmology Book'

'I've been told before that I'm very mature for a three year old.'

"It's a 'pencil' - It's like a pen, except that it's made of wood!"

'I've chosen you for fresh, new ideas.'

"She's pretty smart. She already knows enough to spit out vegetables."

"Some people call this an elementary school. Not me. I call it pre-med."

'One thing, however - if they DO bite you, you don't suffer!'

Bring-Your-Child-To-Work Day in an astrophysics lab somewhere.

"Gracie, I'll never reveal my secret to being the smartest girl in the third grade."

'Oh, he's just my son here for bring your kid to work day.'

"I love you, ya big galoot."

'The increasing popularity of the Saint Bernard...'

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

"If the rest of school is like first grade. . . this education stuff will be a breeze!"

Leave Only Footprints, Take Only Photos.

Only very few of the lumbering giants relied on speed...

'Give me the most soft and gentle looking unicorn tattoo you've got!'

'My sex education teacher called me a know-it-all.'

'The Giants vs. Trolls'

'Be gentle with me it's my first time!'

"For the last time, it's Flo before Fie except after Fee."

The St. Bernard mastiff. A happy dog - rather!

Big man scared at the dentist's.

"If you're going to be my accountant, you need to know that you'l be dealing with some big numbers."

"So...you have a boyfriend?"

And with this turn of events, Scooter and Huck began to consider other forms of recreation... softball, perhaps.

"What are you going to do when you become enormous?"

"I used to bully him until one day we were both standing in front of a mirror and I saw the size difference. Luckily, patience and forgiveness are two of his qualities."

"That one was reeally close! A little lower and to the left!"

Dentist climbing into a mouth.

Children are growing taller. . .