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"Do you mind if a few reporters come through?"

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Garden Goddess.

Bee flying to another flower.

Cats and gardens.

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

Lawnmower

Et in Arcadia Ego

"I think I picked the wrong spot to plant that apple tree."

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

'Do you mind!!?'

Garden seeds - giant varieties

'Remember, we're planting a tree, not burying a bone.'

Ecology

'So, how much to remove this ugly old tree? $1750. It's not THAT ugly.'

"Don't worry, it's not rabies: It's normal for me to foam at the mouth..."

"Who wants to live in a Garden Centre?"

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

The moles have adapted to the winter weather.

'Al's Lawn Care Service: There's no crabgrass too crabby for us!'

"We're going to need a bigger rake."

Domestic Cats.

Garden sprinkler in the form of a classical statue

'Dog got your clog?'

'Like I'm going to give this up to migrate.'

"It would be better with a protein, but add-ons are so expensive."

"It's too late to put your foot down. He's in love."

"I can't go on. All the weeding, mowing, digging, pesticides, and gopher holes really hurts you know. It's just not worth it anymore."

'To be honest, I'm sorry I ever asked him for a water feature. . .'

"And I say your floral displays are completely dominating your herbaceous perennials."