Giants Gifts

"If he finds his glasses, we're dead!"

Invasion if the Ill prepared Giants!

'Be honest... Did you use my deodorant?'

'Well, Tommy, you've grown a foot since the last time I saw you!'

'Right, who threw that?' (giant pupil in class).

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

"Yes, we have a retirement plan. It's called a layoff."

'You can earn more money, but you'll need to take a second job.'

"Mom, can I obliterate New Jersey? Pleeease, mom?"

Working one day a year doesn't pay the bills

"EWE-BUR" "SHEAR-X"

Gargantua's Paris Meals. Four Men are Feeding Him with Mustard (Rabelais).

'Oh, he's just my son here for bring your kid to work day.'

'Whoa! Don't try to be a hero. It's too late for Dan, but let this be a lesson...'

Giant Sale: 'I said it was simply a misunderstanding.'

"You realise the post is only part time, no more than 60 hours a week!"

"Well, you're not what we ordered, either."

'The Giants vs. Trolls'

The Giant Guardsman Chapters XI and XII

'No more beer and onions. The whole village smells to high heaven!'

"What did you think we do after the holidays?"

'I will need to watch the replay.'

"All you gotta do for a million bucks, big guy, is show up on weekends and run down the field with this ball."

Leave Only Footprints, Take Only Photos.

'I freelance from my home here.'

"I needed a side hustle."

"Maybe I can buy a self driving car, and hire it out to Uber to make the payments."

"If you're going to be my accountant, you need to know that you'l be dealing with some big numbers."

"For the last time, it's Flo before Fie except after Fee."

'Try to avoid eye contact.'

"So, Monday you're working for the King. Thursday, you work for his rival. Saturday, you're heading south to train some new recruits. Sunday..."