Giant Squid Fan Gifts

'Marsha, are we going to let a little rough sea spoil our night on the boat? Go back to sleep.'

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

Neptune

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

Fish with a human in a bowl.

I told you we were late!

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

'Sorry, everyone. That last chart kind of startled me.'

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

'No not there. Let's try it over here this time...'

'I just know I'm going to get a bite soon.'

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"Wrong window. I’m a sea lion. You need an otter."

'Well, back to the old drawing board.'

'Those fish-oil treatments doing your arthritis any good?'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

Fresh fish

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'

Fish mobsters.