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'Marsha, are we going to let a little rough sea spoil our night on the boat? Go back to sleep.'

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

Neptune

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

Fish with a human in a bowl.

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

'Sorry, everyone. That last chart kind of startled me.'

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

'I just know I'm going to get a bite soon.'

"Wrong window. I’m a sea lion. You need an otter."

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

'Those fish-oil treatments doing your arthritis any good?'

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

Fresh fish

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'