Giant Reptile Fan Gifts

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

Giant reptile mounts devoured cities on plaques.

Tasty

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

'I haven't been able to come to grips with it. My hands are too small.'

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

'No not there. Let's try it over here this time...'

'Mom, there's good news and bad news. The good news is the cat won't be scratching up the furniture anymore. The bad news is... well, um...'

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

Giant Monsters At The Water Cooler

'... But of course, if there's something more interesting outside.'

"The shell has a high SPF, but I still need sunscreen for the rest of me."

"I need the sun's energy to warm my blood and give me energy. You could almost say I'm solar-powered..."

"I forget the difference - is this a crocodile or a litigator?"

'I'm not hibernating there again - I got the heebie-jeebies being around so many snakes!'

'Don't worry. Big Al will take care of it.'

"I'm just a giant, rampaging gorilla, standing in front of a girl, asking her to love me."

'Marsha, are we going to let a little rough sea spoil our night on the boat? Go back to sleep.'

Tortoises Playing.

'This is my new carbon fibre shell: Ten times as strong, fifty times as light...'

World of Cow - Goldfish aren't the only ones to grow into their environments.

"And how long have you had this fear of heights?"

"My dad didn't get what he wanted for Christmas, so he went into his usual rage-display! So embarrassing..."

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

They said he couldn't have a two-liter soda, and he just went crazy!

Financing Nemo

That Snake Talks Sense

'We're looking for someone who can think on their feet.'

Veterinarian at a large animal clinic staring up at a huge beast.

Dinosaurs Anonymous