Giant Reptile Fan Gifts

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

Tasty

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

'Red Rover, Red Rover...'

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

'I haven't been able to come to grips with it. My hands are too small.'

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

'Mom, there's good news and bad news. The good news is the cat won't be scratching up the furniture anymore. The bad news is... well, um...'

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

Giant Monsters At The Water Cooler

'... But of course, if there's something more interesting outside.'

"The shell has a high SPF, but I still need sunscreen for the rest of me."

"I need the sun's energy to warm my blood and give me energy. You could almost say I'm solar-powered..."

'I'm not hibernating there again - I got the heebie-jeebies being around so many snakes!'

'Marsha, are we going to let a little rough sea spoil our night on the boat? Go back to sleep.'

"I'm just a giant, rampaging gorilla, standing in front of a girl, asking her to love me."

'Don't worry. Big Al will take care of it.'

'This is my new carbon fibre shell: Ten times as strong, fifty times as light...'

"My dad didn't get what he wanted for Christmas, so he went into his usual rage-display! So embarrassing..."

Financing Nemo

World of Cow - Goldfish aren't the only ones to grow into their environments.

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

'We're looking for someone who can think on their feet.'

"And how long have you had this fear of heights?"

Veterinarian at a large animal clinic staring up at a huge beast.

Snake leaving Bowling Alley.

'Whoa! You're right - they DO shed their skins!'

"The suspect is roughly 55 feet tall and quite possibly green."