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The Really Big Man's Shop

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

'All tests point to the same conclusion: it is indeed a big banana.'

'You've got dry scalp.'

'I always ask that you be frank and let your hair down providing, of course, you ever grow any hair to let down.'

North Pole.

We are going to need a bigger cow!

'One thing, however - if they DO bite you, you don't suffer!'

Gargantua's Paris Meals. Four Men are Feeding Him with Mustard (Rabelais).

Paul Bunyon, Castaway

'I've got a good idea to improve the team.'

'Oh, he's just my son here for bring your kid to work day.'

"I love you, ya big galoot."

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

A giant hand reaches for a swimming woman

"People keep telling me that it takes more facial muscles to frown than it does to smile... I tell them that I am working out."

'The Giants vs. Trolls'

The Giant Guardsman Chapters XI and XII

'Be gentle with me it's my first time!'

"Right now I'm a stay-at-home dad, but when this baby comes I'm going back to work."

The 'little old lady who lived in a shoe' fairy tale ends when the giants return.

"For the last time, it's Flo before Fie except after Fee."

"If you're going to be my accountant, you need to know that you'l be dealing with some big numbers."

"So...you have a boyfriend?"

'Try to avoid eye contact.'

The St. Bernard mastiff. A happy dog - rather!

Giant Visitor

"I used to bully him until one day we were both standing in front of a mirror and I saw the size difference. Luckily, patience and forgiveness are two of his qualities."

'Hey! Stop shoving!'

Giant Skater

Children are growing taller. . .

Giant in need of shoes.

"Legend has it there's an herb in the jungle that, when eaten imparts great size and strength. Let's ask these natives. Perhaps they've heard something."

A giant woman pics up cars