Gigantic Gesture Appreciator T-Shirts

Giant Skater

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

"Bigfoot"

Jack Gleeson

'Al, that hopeless romantic, sends me love letters written in wine. I just wish he'd use red instead of white.'

King Kongs first christmas

'All tests point to the same conclusion: it is indeed a big banana.'

Man serenading woman with guitar stood next to a van that says 'Rent-A-Serenade, 24 Hour Call Out'.

"He had a request for me on the radio today. He wanted me to bring him a cup of tea."

'Wow, 600 lbs of dark chocolate signals that you won't mind my inevitable obesity.'

"In honor of your birthday I had your face tattooed to my ass."

'...I can't believe you surprised me with a romantic balloon ride for our anniversary!'

'You remembered it's Valentine's Day!'

We are going to need a bigger cow!

'I'm sorry darling. I'd never have asked you to smell them if I'd known there was a wasp in there.'

Missing you...

'One thing, however - if they DO bite you, you don't suffer!'

"Would you like any suburbs, or just the check?"

'Hawkins! Do you realise what a find this is?'

'Hawkins! Do you realize what a find this is?'

"I love you, ya big galoot."

"Huge fan."

"Really. I'll just come in for a minute."

Giant bird.

Theatre. I told you that play was going to be boring.

'Be gentle with me it's my first time!'

"Just once, can you at least try not to be so friendly?"

"That's a beautiful setting, Ralph. Does it come with a stone?"

Giant Visitor

One-Up-Manship Valentine's Day

Fire brigade, hurry, a man's trying to get into my room. You need the police. No, he's on the ground floor and he needs a ladder to get up to my room.

'Sure, you'd climb the highest mountain and swim the deepest sea, but would you take a bullet for me?'

"So...you have a boyfriend?"

Lisa, will you marry me... and if so promise not to go nuts planning the wedding.

The 'little old lady who lived in a shoe' fairy tale ends when the giants return.