Giant Jokes Appreciator Mugs

The Really Big Man's Shop

'I can't control my anger when people get too close to my kids...'

'All tests point to the same conclusion: it is indeed a big banana.'

'You've got dry scalp.'

'I always ask that you be frank and let your hair down providing, of course, you ever grow any hair to let down.'

North Pole.

'One thing, however - if they DO bite you, you don't suffer!'

We are going to need a bigger cow!

Gargantua's Paris Meals. Four Men are Feeding Him with Mustard (Rabelais).

'I've got a good idea to improve the team.'

"I love you, ya big galoot."

A giant hand reaches for a swimming woman

'Oh, he's just my son here for bring your kid to work day.'

Paul Bunyon, Castaway

"I hurt a lot of people during my last twelve steps."

"People keep telling me that it takes more facial muscles to frown than it does to smile... I tell them that I am working out."

The Giant Guardsman Chapters XI and XII

'The Giants vs. Trolls'

'Be gentle with me it's my first time!'

"Right now I'm a stay-at-home dad, but when this baby comes I'm going back to work."

'Try to avoid eye contact.'

Giant Visitor

The St. Bernard mastiff. A happy dog - rather!

"For the last time, it's Flo before Fie except after Fee."

"If you're going to be my accountant, you need to know that you'l be dealing with some big numbers."

The 'little old lady who lived in a shoe' fairy tale ends when the giants return.

"So...you have a boyfriend?"

"I used to bully him until one day we were both standing in front of a mirror and I saw the size difference. Luckily, patience and forgiveness are two of his qualities."

Miracle gro bird seed.

'Hey! Stop shoving!'

Giant Skater

Children are growing taller. . .

Giant in need of shoes.

"Legend has it there's an herb in the jungle that, when eaten imparts great size and strength. Let's ask these natives. Perhaps they've heard something."

A giant woman pics up cars