Ghostwriter Giggler Pillows

"Meet The Author"

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

"I got those famous last words you wanted"

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

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STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

Fancy a pint?

"Be or be not. There is no question."

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

'It was this big. I swear'

"I called for you creative people because I feel it's time to begin my autobiography."

'He's wearing a toupee.'

'I can't hire you, but I can sell you some stock in the company.'

'You understand, of course, that my memoirs must be written in ELITE type.'

"When I grow up I'm going to be a ghost writer."

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

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Meet The Ghostwriter

"Any truth to the rumor that your book is ghost-written?"

'That was so funny. I haven't booed that loudly in years.'

'But seriously , folks, I know you're out there, I can hear you bleeding!'

"Loads of top US writers have whole teams to support them

'Why are ghosts bad at telling lies?'

"I can't create your bride until you make your co-pay."

'You Have a food allergy. Even worse it's to 'O' type!'

"Next time your virtual fish dies, please don't try flushing your computer down the toilet."

'Meet the Author!'

"What about the writers? Nobody ever blames the writers!"

Ghosts save on electrical & plumbing maintenance costs because they don't need easy access to the inside of walls.

Drac, I gotta have a better office if I'm gonna market your Tomato Juice.

"I need some help to write my self-help book..."

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