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'He probably used a ghost writer.'

"Meet The Author"

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

"I got those famous last words you wanted"

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

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STRIP Hambone: Computer company job interview

Fancy a pint?

"Be or be not. There is no question."

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

'It was this big. I swear'

'He's wearing a toupee.'

'I can't hire you, but I can sell you some stock in the company.'

"I called for you creative people because I feel it's time to begin my autobiography."

'You understand, of course, that my memoirs must be written in ELITE type.'

"When I grow up I'm going to be a ghost writer."

"I'm the black sheep of the family because I'm afraid of the dark."

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'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

Meet The Ghostwriter

"Any truth to the rumor that your book is ghost-written?"

'That was so funny. I haven't booed that loudly in years.'

"I can't create your bride until you make your co-pay."

'Why are ghosts bad at telling lies?'

'But seriously , folks, I know you're out there, I can hear you bleeding!'

"Loads of top US writers have whole teams to support them

'You Have a food allergy. Even worse it's to 'O' type!'

"Next time your virtual fish dies, please don't try flushing your computer down the toilet."

'Meet the Author!'

Ghosts save on electrical & plumbing maintenance costs because they don't need easy access to the inside of walls.

"What about the writers? Nobody ever blames the writers!"

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Drac, I gotta have a better office if I'm gonna market your Tomato Juice.

"I need some help to write my self-help book..."