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"And then, suddenly, it was 3 P.M., and she hadn't really got anything done."

"Home depot."

Ghost School.

Zombies.

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

"... and the sales call was coming from inside the house!"

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

'Maybe fruit flies don't have souls.'

"Get a tomb!"

"You will be visited by three ghosts - the Ghost of Porfolios Past, The Ghost of Present Positions and the Ghost of Commodities Future."

Sir Jasper Murgatroyd

Redlaw and the Phantom

"They must be from a time when it was safe to meet in the park at night."

"I lose more girlfriends that way."

Ghostship

'It doesn't say what she had for dessert on Thanksgiving. It just says she made a coach out of her pumpkin.'

Welcome Ghost.

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

Wanna talk about it?

Sir Desmond Murgatroyd

Marley's Ghost

Bookshop - Occult and the supernatural.

'Hello, Ebeneezer! It's me - the ghost of coming dinner!'

"Joyce! The poltergeist are having another dinner party!"

Angry wife: 'Oh well DONE Keith! Why didn't you tell me the invite said BRING your own spirits?!'

'You said I should check back with you if I didn't get any better. . .'

Suburban Legend