Ghost Story Sharer Prints

"And then, suddenly, it was 3 P.M., and she hadn't really got anything done."

"Home depot."

Ghost School.

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

Zombies.

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

"... and the sales call was coming from inside the house!"

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

Get out of the way, Harold - I'm trying to talk to Cuddles.

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

He snuck in on me again, didn't he.

"Get a tomb!"

'Maybe fruit flies don't have souls.'

"You will be visited by three ghosts - the Ghost of Porfolios Past, The Ghost of Present Positions and the Ghost of Commodities Future."

Sir Jasper Murgatroyd

Ghostship

Redlaw and the Phantom

"They must be from a time when it was safe to meet in the park at night."

'It doesn't say what she had for dessert on Thanksgiving. It just says she made a coach out of her pumpkin.'

Welcome Ghost.

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

Wanna talk about it?

Sir Desmond Murgatroyd

"I lose more girlfriends that way."

'I think you'll get a kick out of our 'haunted' MRI, Mrs. Hanratty.'

"Joyce! The poltergeist are having another dinner party!"

Marley's Ghost

Angry wife: 'Oh well DONE Keith! Why didn't you tell me the invite said BRING your own spirits?!'

'You said I should check back with you if I didn't get any better. . .'

'Hello, Ebeneezer! It's me - the ghost of coming dinner!'

Ghost Scare-apy Sessions

Suburban Legend