Historical Narrative Sharer Prints

'Undamaged, it would have been worth a small fortune...'

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

Characters jumping out of a book.

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

'I'm not being punished! I'm reading because I happen to enjoy reading!'

"We've done a rigorous examination of your business plan using the latest algorithms to model future profits. . . which way up would you like it?"

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.

"Remember when we had to get along on twenty-one dollars a month!"

"This is an excellent story, Doris, so far."

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

"I feel that I have at least one more unpublished novel in me."

'Is this your first book launch?'

"...And I like how you switched from the first person narrative to third person—impressive." "Thanks."

Writer Services: We fix plot holes.

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

"I'm not spinning - I'm contextualizing."

"And then, suddenly, it was 3 P.M., and she hadn't really got anything done."

'It doesn't say what she had for dessert on Thanksgiving. It just says she made a coach out of her pumpkin.'

"It all happened so fast. 'Notable Book of the Year' to the remainder shelves to HERE in just six months!"

Wanna talk about it?

'I'm a writer.' - 'What a coincidence, I'm a reader.'

Rocket Ark

"It was only when I started to write the story of my life that I realised I'd forgotten to have one."

"I wrote, self-published and remaindered it myself."

The central metaphor of her novel was a fly.

'I told you that parrot didn't know how to navigate.'

Writer breaks in new electric typewriter.

'Your new book is full of mistakes: the critics will have a field day.'