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'Undamaged, it would have been worth a small fortune...'

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

'Of all the nerve!...Making us sit through the whole of their Bayeux Tapestries!!'

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

Characters jumping out of a book.

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

'I'm not being punished! I'm reading because I happen to enjoy reading!'

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

"We've done a rigorous examination of your business plan using the latest algorithms to model future profits. . . which way up would you like it?"

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.

"Remember when we had to get along on twenty-one dollars a month!"

"This is an excellent story, Doris, so far."

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

"I feel that I have at least one more unpublished novel in me."

'Is this your first book launch?'

"...And I like how you switched from the first person narrative to third person—impressive." "Thanks."

"And then, suddenly, it was 3 P.M., and she hadn't really got anything done."

A book reviewer reads between the margins.

'It doesn't say what she had for dessert on Thanksgiving. It just says she made a coach out of her pumpkin.'

Writer Services: We fix plot holes.

"I'm not spinning - I'm contextualizing."

"It all happened so fast. 'Notable Book of the Year' to the remainder shelves to HERE in just six months!"

This new writer we've got is really working out, dear. I feel reinvigorated! Like someone's breathed new life into me! Why, I feel like anything can happen now! Like we can do things that are out of the ordinary! things we almost never do. I said Not tonight, dear.

Wanna talk about it?

'I'm a writer.' - 'What a coincidence, I'm a reader.'

Rocket Ark

"You don't think this could be construed as ironic do you?"

"It was only when I started to write the story of my life that I realised I'd forgotten to have one."

"I wrote, self-published and remaindered it myself."

'I told you that parrot didn't know how to navigate.'

The central metaphor of her novel was a fly.

'Your new book is full of mistakes: the critics will have a field day.'