Ghost Story Reader Pillows

The Ghost of Christmas Post - a floating postman appears from a man's bedroom wall, two months late delivering his Christmas mail.

"It just doesn't have the same panache."

'I hate you! I wish you weren't dead!'

Jacob Marley

Ghost School.

"Home depot."

Zombies.

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

"... and the sales call was coming from inside the house!"

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

'Maybe fruit flies don't have souls.'

"Get a tomb!"

"You will be visited by three ghosts - the Ghost of Porfolios Past, The Ghost of Present Positions and the Ghost of Commodities Future."

Ghostship

Redlaw and the Phantom

"They must be from a time when it was safe to meet in the park at night."

"And then, suddenly, it was 3 P.M., and she hadn't really got anything done."

"I lose more girlfriends that way."

Welcome Ghost.

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

Sir Desmond Murgatroyd

'I am the ghost of Christmas future...with fries!'

Marley's Ghost

Bookshop - Occult and the supernatural.

Ghosts and Aliens in Bath

'Hello, Ebeneezer! It's me - the ghost of coming dinner!'

"Joyce! The poltergeist are having another dinner party!"

Angry wife: 'Oh well DONE Keith! Why didn't you tell me the invite said BRING your own spirits?!'

'You said I should check back with you if I didn't get any better. . .'