Ghost Story Reader Pillows

The Ghost of Christmas Post - a floating postman appears from a man's bedroom wall, two months late delivering his Christmas mail.

"It just doesn't have the same panache."

'I hate you! I wish you weren't dead!'

Jacob Marley

"Home depot."

Ghost School.

Zombies.

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

"... and the sales call was coming from inside the house!"

'This financial report is frightening. Who wrote it, Stephen King?"

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

'Maybe fruit flies don't have souls.'

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

Get out of the way, Harold - I'm trying to talk to Cuddles.

He snuck in on me again, didn't he.

"Get a tomb!"

"You will be visited by three ghosts - the Ghost of Porfolios Past, The Ghost of Present Positions and the Ghost of Commodities Future."

Marley had a little lamb

"And then, suddenly, it was 3 P.M., and she hadn't really got anything done."

"They must be from a time when it was safe to meet in the park at night."

"I lose more girlfriends that way."

Ghostship

Welcome Ghost.

Sir Desmond Murgatroyd

Redlaw and the Phantom

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

'I think you'll get a kick out of our 'haunted' MRI, Mrs. Hanratty.'

Ghosts and Aliens in Bath

Suburban Legend

"Joyce! The poltergeist are having another dinner party!"

'Hello, Ebeneezer! It's me - the ghost of coming dinner!'

Angry wife: 'Oh well DONE Keith! Why didn't you tell me the invite said BRING your own spirits?!'