Ghost Story Liker Pillows

Mayhem, Inc. Part 24

Zombies.

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

He snuck in on me again, didn't he.

'Maybe fruit flies don't have souls.'

"Get a tomb!"

"You will be visited by three ghosts - the Ghost of Porfolios Past, The Ghost of Present Positions and the Ghost of Commodities Future."

I have taken over Sarahs body!

Marley had a little lamb

Ghostship

"And then, suddenly, it was 3 P.M., and she hadn't really got anything done."

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

Sir Conrad Murgatroyd

Redlaw and the Phantom

Sir Desmond Murgatroyd

Bookshop - Occult and the supernatural.

Ghosts and Aliens in Bath

'I am the ghost of Christmas future...with fries!'

Polterguest: "When is your brother going to leave? He's driving me crazy!"

"Joyce! The poltergeist are having another dinner party!"

Marley's Ghost

Ghost Scare-apy Sessions

"Your husband says BOO!"

Suburban Legend

Stop hogging the sheets

'It says here that later in life they were able to patch things up and became best of friends.'

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

"Yeah, vertical cemeteries are helping urban sustainability. But going by haunted cemetery standards ... kinda lame."

"I'm the ghost of clumsy past."

'Meet the Ghost Writer.'

Boss? There was a scrawny pigeon taped to my bedroom window this morning. A post-it note stuck to its back said "Sincerely, Armstrong." So it wasn't a dream! Last night, as I slumbered in my bed, I was visited by three spirits. They took me on a tour of Christmases past, present, and future. I used the tips future-me gave me to tell past-me to save money so present-me can buy the right obscure stocks, so future-me can reap huge dividends in 2047. Very. Bad. Man. The ghosts said something about m