Ghost Story Appreciator Pillows

Happy Birthday Headless Horseman.

'He likes to power nap.'

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

Zombies.

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

'Maybe fruit flies don't have souls.'

He snuck in on me again, didn't he.

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

"Get a tomb!"

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

"You will be visited by three ghosts - the Ghost of Porfolios Past, The Ghost of Present Positions and the Ghost of Commodities Future."

Marley had a little lamb

Sir Conrad Murgatroyd

Redlaw and the Phantom

Ghostship

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

Sir Desmond Murgatroyd

'There's an imposter among us!'

'Your deceased husband keeps saying: don't call him. He'll call you.'

'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?'

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."

'Egad! It's the ghosts of sanity past!'

"Joyce! The poltergeist are having another dinner party!"

'Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!'

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

'It's only the library ghost - he was a great poet but a failed novelist.'

Ghosts and Aliens in Bath

Suburban Legend