Ghostwriter Appreciator Pillows

'Ghost Writers in the Sky.'

"Meet The Author"

"Russ had a novel published two hours ago and has a children's book coming out in 20 minutes."

Meet the author - celebrity autobiographies,

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

"I got those famous last words you wanted"

Final words on gravestones.

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."

"Be or be not. There is no question."

Man has thrown his computer aside and is writing on a typewriter.

Little ship of horrors

William Makepeace Thackeray.

"I called for you creative people because I feel it's time to begin my autobiography."

Couple kissing by a 'Ped Xing and Oing' sign.

'You understand, of course, that my memoirs must be written in ELITE type.'

"When I grow up I'm going to be a ghost writer."

Writer Puppet

Meet The Ghostwriter

Jack and the Beanie stock.

"Any truth to the rumor that your book is ghost-written?"

'Anything good on tonight?'

Sue Perkins

"Loads of top US writers have whole teams to support them

Couple in Grey

"What about the writers? Nobody ever blames the writers!"

'Meet the Author!'

'Thanks Uncle Steve! There's nothing like a good ghosted story at Christmas.'

Hamlet

'I once met the tweeter for a famous novelist, but never anyone who tweeted for an organic, patented plum.'

Charles Bukowski

"I need some help to write my self-help book..."

Elderly couple

Kingsley Amis

"I just love your use of lying"