Ghost Story Appreciator Mugs

'He likes to power nap.'

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

Zombies.

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

'Maybe fruit flies don't have souls.'

"Get a tomb!"

"You will be visited by three ghosts - the Ghost of Porfolios Past, The Ghost of Present Positions and the Ghost of Commodities Future."

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

Sir Conrad Murgatroyd

Redlaw and the Phantom

Ghostship

'Your deceased husband keeps saying: don't call him. He'll call you.'

Sir Desmond Murgatroyd

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."

'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?'

'Egad! It's the ghosts of sanity past!'

"Joyce! The poltergeist are having another dinner party!"

Bookshop - Occult and the supernatural.

'Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!'

Polterguest: "When is your brother going to leave? He's driving me crazy!"

Suburban Legend

Ghosts and Aliens in Bath