Ghost Fish Watchers Gifts

'I'll give five bucks to anyone showing me a fish more than ten inches long.'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

"She's just being Koi."

"Technically, it's a mammal."

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

"This is a side of Manhattan you don't often see."

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

"I'm fascinated by body language."

Fish or Cut Bait

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

"Perhaps if you guys just swam along behind us for a while."

Fishing Boat Derby

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

Polar bears

'There's an imposter among us!'

I read on Candorville.com that was rank 29,705th in the world when it comes to attention spans. What? Aren't there only 196 countries? The article didn't just include human countries. It included the various animal kingdoms and the plant republics. Did you know that Americans have an eight-second attention span ... but the goldfish who live in little Lionel Brown's aquarium kingdom at 1492 MLK Way in Candorville have a nine-second attention span? Are you sure you weren't reading a humor column?

"Tell us again about the humpback of Notre dame."

"He's a keeper!"

"Aye, 'tis the elusive Moby Dick!"

'Your deceased husband keeps saying: don't call him. He'll call you.'

'Thar she blows!'

'Pull...'

Astronaut grilling on the moon and watching his sausage fly.

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."