Ghost Fish Watchers Mugs

'I'll give five bucks to anyone showing me a fish more than ten inches long.'

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"She's just being Koi."

"Technically, it's a mammal."

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

"This is a side of Manhattan you don't often see."

Fish evolving: 'Write, if you establish a niche.'

"I'm fascinated by body language."

"Perhaps if you guys just swam along behind us for a while."

"Entweder Fisch oder Fleisch"

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

Fishing Boat Derby

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

'Your deceased husband keeps saying: don't call him. He'll call you.'

"Tell us again about the humpback of Notre dame."

Polar bears

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

"He's a keeper!"

'Thar she blows!'

"Aye, 'tis the elusive Moby Dick!"

'Pull...'

Astronaut grilling on the moon and watching his sausage fly.

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."

'Egad! It's the ghosts of sanity past!'