Getting New Opportunity Gifts

Penguin: 'NOW we get to FLY!'

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

"To make this interview more entertaining I would like you to take a breath of helium before answering the questions."

'I hear you got your increase.' - 'Yes, that proves my theory, if you whine enough, you get anything you want.'

'Dude, touring with a punk rock band was fun, but what I'd really like to do is be CEO of a fortune 500 company.'

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'Don't you know who I am?...I've decided to pursue a career as a celebrity, so I'm developing the basic language skills used in the industry.'

'Don't be nervous but I think we're about to go LIVE on the new system.'

I think you should go after my job!

"Find out who's got the licensing rights for this Armageddon thing and get them on the phone - quickly."

"You've got to blurb me to her."

'Unfortunately when our last window of opportunity opened up, we mistakenly crawled out of it rather than into it.'

On his first day as a paramedic Henry suffered Pre-Traumatic Stress Syndrome.

"I can't decide which one of you should get the promotion, so I'm setting up a boxing match between you two to decide."

'His tags were so neat we decied to employ him'

'It's quite an inspiring story. He started out in the mailroom and within two years had clawed his way to the very top!'

"Here in your resume, I see that you expect compensation commensurate with the value you bring. No one should work for free, son."

'Since we're a startup, we were hoping you would pay us to work here.'

'How would you like to be VP of Medieval Thinking?'

Ambrose's - for sale. Wonderful opportunity for a man named Ambrose.

"Ambitions... to be opened."

"It didn't work out in pro fishing. He couldn't even catch fish in a fish farm."

"Have the section on how to get a raise removed from the employee handbook!"

'I was originally promised a post in finance.'

'I like your style - How would you like to do some public service announcements?'

'You can talk the talk and walk the walk. Now let's see if you can stride the ride.'

'Every once in a while, a window of opportunity has glass in it'

"Opportunity came knocking once, but I missed it. I was expecting a tweet."

'Great Resume. Possibly your best ever.' A first impression is very important, no matter how many tries it takes.

'Every once in a while, a window of opportunity has glass in it'

"Sometimes I wish you had taken that job in New York."

Positions for 'Asskissers'.

"I've checked it out and both my accountant and attorney have checked it out and while interesting I think, at this time, I'll pass."

"Oh, dear, I'm afraid you've backed me into a corner."

Man carrying a box of his stuff and a balloon that says "Just Fired"

After his retirement George took up an insulting position within the company.