Getting New Opportunity Prints

Penguin: 'NOW we get to FLY!'

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

"To make this interview more entertaining I would like you to take a breath of helium before answering the questions."

'I hear you got your increase.' - 'Yes, that proves my theory, if you whine enough, you get anything you want.'

'Dude, touring with a punk rock band was fun, but what I'd really like to do is be CEO of a fortune 500 company.'

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'Don't you know who I am?...I've decided to pursue a career as a celebrity, so I'm developing the basic language skills used in the industry.'

I think you should go after my job!

'Don't be nervous but I think we're about to go LIVE on the new system.'

"You've got to blurb me to her."

'Unfortunately when our last window of opportunity opened up, we mistakenly crawled out of it rather than into it.'

On his first day as a paramedic Henry suffered Pre-Traumatic Stress Syndrome.

'His tags were so neat we decied to employ him'

"I can't decide which one of you should get the promotion, so I'm setting up a boxing match between you two to decide."

'It's quite an inspiring story. He started out in the mailroom and within two years had clawed his way to the very top!'

'Since we're a startup, we were hoping you would pay us to work here.'

Ambrose's - for sale. Wonderful opportunity for a man named Ambrose.

'How would you like to be VP of Medieval Thinking?'

"Ambitions... to be opened."

"Have the section on how to get a raise removed from the employee handbook!"

'I was originally promised a post in finance.'

"It didn't work out in pro fishing. He couldn't even catch fish in a fish farm."

'I like your style - How would you like to do some public service announcements?'

'Every once in a while, a window of opportunity has glass in it'

'You can talk the talk and walk the walk. Now let's see if you can stride the ride.'

"Opportunity came knocking once, but I missed it. I was expecting a tweet."

'Great Resume. Possibly your best ever.' A first impression is very important, no matter how many tries it takes.

'Every once in a while, a window of opportunity has glass in it'

"Sometimes I wish you had taken that job in New York."

Positions for 'Asskissers'.

"I've checked it out and both my accountant and attorney have checked it out and while interesting I think, at this time, I'll pass."

"Oh, dear, I'm afraid you've backed me into a corner."

Man carrying a box of his stuff and a balloon that says "Just Fired"

After his retirement George took up an insulting position within the company.

"Your best bet, Ralph, is to win the lottery..."