Exploring New Opportunities Gifts

"Smith, you've been with the firm a long time - you deserve something for that. So we're laying you off so you can branch out and try something new."

"To make this interview more entertaining I would like you to take a breath of helium before answering the questions."

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

"I'm being heavily recruited by several other companies."

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

Fishbowl rebellion.

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'Don't you know who I am?...I've decided to pursue a career as a celebrity, so I'm developing the basic language skills used in the industry.'

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

I think you should go after my job!

This year, Barry resolved to try new things and take more chances - starting tomorrow.

Job hoppers.

"I keep reading all these stories about virtual reality nookie."

"Find out who's got the licensing rights for this Armageddon thing and get them on the phone - quickly."

'Unfortunately when our last window of opportunity opened up, we mistakenly crawled out of it rather than into it.'

Cycle of Professional Development

On his first day as a paramedic Henry suffered Pre-Traumatic Stress Syndrome.

"I can't stand reality. What makes you think I'll enjoy it virtually?"

'Scenic route?'

"When you get to Uni be sure to let that hair down responsibly."

"Now we're going to a cool bar!"

“It's his first hibachi.”

'And what do you do for a living Gary?' 'I'm a Puppeteer.'

Ambrose's - for sale. Wonderful opportunity for a man named Ambrose.

"Let's just say I'm leaving to pursue other interests."

"Ambitions... to be opened."

"Opportunity came knocking once, but I missed it. I was expecting a tweet."

Careers guidance

Penguin: 'NOW we get to FLY!'

'Every once in a while, a window of opportunity has glass in it'

Mixed marriage: eye of the beholder

'Every once in a while, a window of opportunity has glass in it'

"I've checked it out and both my accountant and attorney have checked it out and while interesting I think, at this time, I'll pass."

Senior Dating Site: Instagran.

Random things I miss: Deciding on a holiday

The Trevi Fountain Now Accepts All Major Credit Cards.