Getting An Offer Accepted Gifts

'They accepted your offer!!'

'Another football scholarship offer?'

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

Prejudice/Empathy

"I'd like to TikTok your offer and get comments before saying yes or no."

'I told you hard work would pay off in the third grade, Cate...You've had three job offers.'

"To be clear you are willing to labor under misconceptions?"

"These are excellent qualifications... so good that our largest competitor would gladly pay you twice as much."

'It's my application to Harvard...'

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

'You're hired as far as I'm concerned Edwin! And look at these guys?...They seem to really like you!...You're a natural!'

'Does it matter what answer I put down? After all, this is Liberal Arts.'

"Stop applying! You've been accepted to three universities!"

Congratulations!

Pinara fund

"This tiny bald spot where your hairline used to be is so-o-o cute!"

Cover Design for Cambridge ABC (Student Magazine)

Something tells me his current firm aren't going to be happy to let him go!

Thanks, I'd like to accept the job, but what is the salary? Sorry, it's against company policy to disclose that!

I rarely do this after only one interview, but you seem like a perfect fit for our company... Bruce Banner, welcome aboard.

'It was only a joke. I never thought they's accept me.'

'I'm getting the shrimp - it sounds really yummy!'

'This new role will involve some extra responsibilities...of course you'll appreciate that there won't be any extra funding...it's a role for which you are uniquely qualified!'

'I do my best work when I'm being paid a huge salary.'

'I received matching offers.'

"Hire him. You can't teach shadows like that."

"If you have to ask, you can't afford it."

The job is yours if you want it – but, of course, I'd expect you to sleep on it a few dozen times before deciding.

Washington Crossing the Delaware, Having Been Invited to Join the Faculty at Princeton

"At this school we stress critical thinking. And right now I'm very critical of your thinking."

Waiting for the results.

"Buy stock in a college?...I don't think you can...but why would we?"

'It wasn't just my own country -- I was without honor everywhere until I found Southern California!'

'I wish you had chosen a more pertinent educational issue than 'Do Dogs Actually Eat Homework?''

'And this war game comes with an AK 47.'