Getting A New Garden Plot T-Shirts

'Not here, Fred.'

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

I hate deer! What do you have to repel them? They're awful. I've got fences. Sprays. Decoys. Tree's Tree Nursery. I'll takes these. Anything to get rid of the varmints. Ring him up, Twig. I don't know why you are so down on deer. They've been very good to you! Anti-deer.

An old man growing berries

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

Gardening#2

Positively Petersham

"I can't make it out - on the packet it said radishes."

-A garden uses a lot of water. -Most of it perspiration.

Planting veggies

"You must have a green thumb."

'First weeds of spring.'

Garden seeds - giant varieties

Mr. Cranky Pants Plants A Garden Part 9

Weeds

Watering Flowers

Barbecue

We practically live out here in the summer.

So those are your 'weapons of mass destruction? - Slugs?

Digging.

'I can't get my husband to water the lawn.'

The Houseplant Cemetery.

"I'll race you to the top."

Apparently summer's going to start next month.

Rose

Better Gnomes.

'Why is it that as soon as the sun comes out the flies come out too.'

Tree with Drain Pipe

'But, Mom - I am watering the garden just like you told me!'

Ovalifolium Longifora

Hydroponic Gardening

Sheds

Try to extinguish the potting shed...brush wood ash into a neat pile - it will make valuable plant food.

'Boy this is a great garden: You can taste the natural compost and fertilizer...'