Getting A Christmas Tree Pillows

"Why didn't you just let the guy at the tree lot drill the hole?"

'What do you do with the time you save?'

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

'See, Dear? Told you I'd make it fit!'

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

Swing without a tree

Black Friday

An environmentally sound Christmas - Plant a Seedling - Full tree in 16 years.

Seasonal shopping.

Masky Christmas!

Growth Sustainability Tree

Dog excited watching a new tree being planted

"...And don't forget to include the receipts!"

"I am in training for the sales."

'Do I believe?? Listen, I believe in anything that generates $400 billion in annual sales!'

'The good news is, I got your Mum's cardigan.'

'...My tree! - No my tree!!'

'Just what I wanted. Not!'

inflation at Christmas

'Dang it, Dasher, I told you to go before we left to North Pole!'

Unpopular Christmas cookie shapes

Human Tree