Getting A Christmas Tree Pillows

"Why didn't you just let the guy at the tree lot drill the hole?"

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

'What do you do with the time you save?'

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

Fleas Navidad.

'See, Dear? Told you I'd make it fit!'

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

'It's the same EVERY year... 5 minutes to midnight; victims are all male, and they're carrying large sums of money.'

With all that Christmas baking left, that's a bad thing...(egg prices soar).

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

Black Friday

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

Swing without a tree

An environmentally sound Christmas - Plant a Seedling - Full tree in 16 years.

Seasonal shopping.

Dog excited watching a new tree being planted

Masky Christmas!

Growth Sustainability Tree

"...And don't forget to include the receipts!"

"I am in training for the sales."

'Do I believe?? Listen, I believe in anything that generates $400 billion in annual sales!'

'The good news is, I got your Mum's cardigan.'

'...My tree! - No my tree!!'

'Daddy, why do people decorate their toilets on Christmas and stick them in their front windows?'

'Dang it, Dasher, I told you to go before we left to North Pole!'

Ernie loves to decorate his Christmas tree. He starts by untangling and testing a string of lights. Every year he makes new popcorn and cranberry garlands. He has to find the right spot for each family heirloom ornament. Now, should I finish it off with Johnny Depp or Beyonce? Ernie has his own idea about putting a star on top!

'Just what I wanted. Not!'

inflation at Christmas

Human Tree

Unpopular Christmas cookie shapes