Christmas Tree Aficionados Pillows

"Of course it's going to fit!"

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

"Gesundheit!"

The Big Tree

Advent Calender.

"Doesn't it seem like we just finished letting the air out of last year's tree?"

Masky Christmas!

There's no place like home for the holidays...

"I heard that Santa's cutting out the 30% employee discount on toys."

'Santa has been and he's taken our telly...'

"Christmas day or nor, it was under the tree! How could you expect me not to peek?"

'On the outside I'm all ho-ho-ho. But inside I feel weak and shaky, like a bowl full of jelly.'

Ever vigilant, the restive Claus uses it to get an early start on the naughty and nice list.

"Rudolph, call the recruitment department - I asked for 'Elvish helpers!'"

"You guys made your own yard figures for Christmas?"

"Your behavior was kind of shady so don't be surprised if you only receive clothes for Christmas."

"Ugh...I hate tailgators."

Aliens collide with Santa.

Santa left a six pack and cookies.

"My dad wants me to have all the things he never had, and he never had a pony."

"I'm the ghost of no-Christmas-for-you!"

364 days a year jobless. Please help!

'So that's why his nose is always red!'

"After our big family holiday dinners, we always have some leftovers."

Five Gold Rings

'Look, I don't know how you found us but there's nothing in your sack we want in exchange for exclusive rights to the 25th, whoever's 'father' you are!...'

Xmas tree

Santa friendly home has giant chimney.

'What I want for Christmas is a bigger carrot'

Christmas wish of a COVID Vaccine.

'You know how 'method' Charles is . . .'

Santa's office with 'In' and 'You'd better watch Out' Trays.