Christmas Tree Aficionados Pillows

"Of course it's going to fit!"

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

"Gesundheit!"

The Big Tree

Advent Calender.

'Santa has been and he's taken our telly...'

"I heard that Santa's cutting out the 30% employee discount on toys."

Masky Christmas!

There's no place like home for the holidays...

"Christmas day or nor, it was under the tree! How could you expect me not to peek?"

"Doesn't it seem like we just finished letting the air out of last year's tree?"

'On the outside I'm all ho-ho-ho. But inside I feel weak and shaky, like a bowl full of jelly.'

Ever vigilant, the restive Claus uses it to get an early start on the naughty and nice list.

"You guys made your own yard figures for Christmas?"

"Ugh...I hate tailgators."

Aliens collide with Santa.

"Your behavior was kind of shady so don't be surprised if you only receive clothes for Christmas."

"My dad wants me to have all the things he never had, and he never had a pony."

364 days a year jobless. Please help!

"I'm the ghost of no-Christmas-for-you!"

'So that's why his nose is always red!'

Five Gold Rings

Santa friendly home has giant chimney.

"After our big family holiday dinners, we always have some leftovers."

'What I want for Christmas is a bigger carrot'

'You know how 'method' Charles is . . .'

Xmas tree

'Look, I don't know how you found us but there's nothing in your sack we want in exchange for exclusive rights to the 25th, whoever's 'father' you are!...'

Christmas wish of a COVID Vaccine.

'Whoa! I guess we shouldn't have eaten those bean burritos before leaving the workshop!'

Santa's office with 'In' and 'You'd better watch Out' Trays.