Get Well Card Enthusiast Gifts

'My sister asked me to thank you-she's now fully recovered.'

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

'How about a game of cards?'

'My boyfriend's a Cardiologist.'

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

Philosopher trading cards.

Expensive greeting cards.

Sunrise and Sunset

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

'You may be a jolly happy soul Frosty, but you stink at poker!'

'I'd like three dozen friendship cards -- this war has gone on long enough.'

Cards, Missing You, Missing Ewe (a ram looking for a card for his loved one),

'The valentine card I gave you talks, plays music and flashes lights! Who cares about the message???'

'I'm looking for something that says 'I love you' without getting too personal.'

'This doesn't work as a heart-felt plea for world peace, but with some astute editing, it might be great on a greeting card.'

Belated Birthday Cards

"I'm confident he'll pull through. The tests show there is plenty of fight left in him."

The Peacock Is Not Renowned For His Bluffing Abilities

"Can't you read? Our shipment is late."

'He was wearing his heart on his sleeve.'

Greetings!

Valentines for Things

'Is this the Lonely Hearts Club?'

'First, you have to admit you have a gambling problem!'

Killing time, and vice versa....

Parp!

Diamond Geezer.

Mother's Day cards

'It's a new miracle pill made from 'get well' cards.'

'Wow! A game used collectors card!'

"THREE quid for a romantic verse? Don't you have any snappy one liners for 50p.?"

Reflection greeting cards.

'By the time I finish explaining the rules, I've lost 'em.'

"JUST SIGN THE CARD!!"

'I hate chocolates that are gooey inside but I love Valentine's cards that are all gooey inside.'