Get Well Card Enthusiast T-Shirts

'My sister asked me to thank you-she's now fully recovered.'

'How about a game of cards?'

'My boyfriend's a Cardiologist.'

'They say that poker is a sport. I hope they don't start testing for steroids.'

Philosopher trading cards.

'Why do you always win at cards but not horses? I can't shuffle the horses.'

Sunrise and Sunset

Expensive greeting cards.

'You may be a jolly happy soul Frosty, but you stink at poker!'

'I'd like three dozen friendship cards -- this war has gone on long enough.'

Cards, Missing You, Missing Ewe (a ram looking for a card for his loved one),

'I'm looking for something that says 'I love you' without getting too personal.'

'This doesn't work as a heart-felt plea for world peace, but with some astute editing, it might be great on a greeting card.'

'The valentine card I gave you talks, plays music and flashes lights! Who cares about the message???'

"I'm confident he'll pull through. The tests show there is plenty of fight left in him."

The Peacock Is Not Renowned For His Bluffing Abilities

Greetings!

'Is this the Lonely Hearts Club?'

Valentines for Things

'First, you have to admit you have a gambling problem!'

Killing time, and vice versa....

Parp!

Diamond Geezer.

Mother's Day cards

'By the time I finish explaining the rules, I've lost 'em.'

'I hate chocolates that are gooey inside but I love Valentine's cards that are all gooey inside.'

"THREE quid for a romantic verse? Don't you have any snappy one liners for 50p.?"

'It's a new miracle pill made from 'get well' cards.'

Reflection greeting cards.

Greeting cards: Get Well, Sympathy, Pity.

"JUST SIGN THE CARD!!"