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'Do you mean to tell me, that if I put all of my money into Mid Eastern tool and dye, that I'll be wealthy in six months?'

"Oh I have plenty of sex appeal. It's all here in my bank baalance."

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'But I do have fun, I have lots of fun. I have lots of fun making lots of money.'

"I've found that when money starts talking, you can't shut 'er up!"

Drive-in fast food, drive-in bank and drive-in car park.

Tax Cuts Water the Economy.

"It covers up all the debt."

'Well, son... I've made my first million by selling my unpaid bills to the paper-recycling guy!'

'Say what you like about Capitalism, it makes the gravy train run on time.'

"Our greatest fears are confirmed, they've taken waffle fries off the menu."

'Amy, cancel all my appointments. I have enough money.'

Dialed the number, ordered the tapes and placed hundreds of little ads. Didn't hit a snag until step four: Just sit back and rake it in.

'Harold's grandfather was one of the inventors of the hula-hoop.'

"I only live for 24 hours, so I need a temp job that pays big bugs."

"Money's not the only thing in life. It's just the only thing I care about."

"I'm keeping it really simple!"

'If you want to learn more about our retirement plan, pick up some brochures at your local Social Security office.'

'We're worried about your ability to lend us money.'

The Tooth Accountant

'Do you remember where we parked at?'

"Call me old-fashioned, but I felt much more at home with the Forsytes than I do with the Louds."

'It's the perfect location, Babe, easy walking distance to tattoo parlour, bargain booze hut and chip shop.'

The stockholders love our annual report! Scratch and sniff our bottom line and it smells like money!

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'All you're ever interested in are get-rich-quick schemes. What's your hurry?'

'Giving back to the community is an excellent tax write-off strategy.'

"Will that be all, sir?"

'Dear, you don't think this is too ostentatious, do you?'

"Owing to his Lordship's recent divorce, the hall is now open at half price"

Hot Dog Stand Traffic Stopper (all kinds)

Economics LOL.

'Well £60 million is LESS than I'm used to...but now that we've agreed my bonus, what working capital will the Bank have?'

'This is from our diet menu. We replaced the starchy bun with two deep fried fish filets!'