Get-rich-quick Enthusiasts Prints

'Do you mean to tell me, that if I put all of my money into Mid Eastern tool and dye, that I'll be wealthy in six months?'

"It's good to know she was butchered for a noble cause."

"Oh I have plenty of sex appeal. It's all here in my bank baalance."

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'But I do have fun, I have lots of fun. I have lots of fun making lots of money.'

"I've found that when money starts talking, you can't shut 'er up!"

Drive-in fast food, drive-in bank and drive-in car park.

Tax Cuts Water the Economy.

'Say what you like about Capitalism, it makes the gravy train run on time.'

"It covers up all the debt."

'Amy, cancel all my appointments. I have enough money.'

"Our greatest fears are confirmed, they've taken waffle fries off the menu."

'Well, son... I've made my first million by selling my unpaid bills to the paper-recycling guy!'

Dialed the number, ordered the tapes and placed hundreds of little ads. Didn't hit a snag until step four: Just sit back and rake it in.

"I only live for 24 hours, so I need a temp job that pays big bugs."

'Harold's grandfather was one of the inventors of the hula-hoop.'

"Money's not the only thing in life. It's just the only thing I care about."

"I'm keeping it really simple!"

'If you want to learn more about our retirement plan, pick up some brochures at your local Social Security office.'

'We're worried about your ability to lend us money.'

Git Rich Quik Skeem - Only $1,000,000.

The Tooth Accountant

'It's the perfect location, Babe, easy walking distance to tattoo parlour, bargain booze hut and chip shop.'

'Do you remember where we parked at?'

Acme Instant Muscle Ade Machine

The stockholders love our annual report! Scratch and sniff our bottom line and it smells like money!

"Call me old-fashioned, but I felt much more at home with the Forsytes than I do with the Louds."

'All you're ever interested in are get-rich-quick schemes. What's your hurry?'

'Giving back to the community is an excellent tax write-off strategy.'

"Will that be all, sir?"

'Dear, you don't think this is too ostentatious, do you?'

Fast Food

"Owing to his Lordship's recent divorce, the hall is now open at half price"

"I'd feel a lot better if I had $41,568,946 in my checking account."

'Well £60 million is LESS than I'm used to...but now that we've agreed my bonus, what working capital will the Bank have?'