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"I only live for 24 hours, so I need a temp job that pays big bugs."

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

'I love it when you talk big bucks, Mr. Williams.'

'But I do have fun, I have lots of fun. I have lots of fun making lots of money.'

"Your farm's doing well John. What's your secret?"

'Good dog!'

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Dialed the number, ordered the tapes and placed hundreds of little ads. Didn't hit a snag until step four: Just sit back and rake it in.

When I make it, I like to see it.

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City Travel...rat race special! 10 countries in 10 day: 'I need a vacation'!

'Don't you ever take a break?'

'Please sir - all of them!'

Acme Instant Muscle Ade Machine

'I liked them better when they were ATMs.'

'All you're ever interested in are get-rich-quick schemes. What's your hurry?'

'Actually I am having a happy childhood, except, of course, for my unhappy allowance.'

'Quick, Bensonhurst-Shaw, I need a bon mot for today's meeting.'

Economics LOL.

"The only emojis I've ever needed is a dollar sign."

"If this meeting becomes too heated, we'll create a distraction...like running out the door."

'Gentlemen, our corporate profits.'

'I just came from our stock broker. Our quality of life has just improved!'

"Duct tape..."

"My pension plan has always been to invent something and get rich fast, but now it's winning the lottery."

You get an allowance, not a pension and profit sharing allowance.

'Can you let me have £1 to tide me over until you're in a better mood, Dad?'

Liposuction Drive Thru

Man pulls on cord which leads to 'Instant Gratification'.

'What do you mean, I'm not ahead? My account's been open for over five minutes.'