Get-rich-quick Enthusiast T-Shirts

Dialed the number, ordered the tapes and placed hundreds of little ads. Didn't hit a snag until step four: Just sit back and rake it in.

Git Rich Quik Skeem - Only $1,000,000.

"My pension plan has always been to invent something and get rich fast, but now it's winning the lottery."

'How to make lots of cash quickly! Issues 2,3,4,5 and 6 on sale tomorrow!'

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

"I made money the old fashioned way. I inherited it."

"Oh I have plenty of sex appeal. It's all here in my bank baalance."

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

"I sold my soul for about a tenth of what the damn things are going for now."

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

Greed.

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

"Even my chauffeur has a chauffeur."

'That was when I closed five distribution centres, mothballed a factory and sacked 3,000 workers.'

'But I do have fun, I have lots of fun. I have lots of fun making lots of money.'

Businessman has Sterling Sign Shaved in Head.

"I've found that when money starts talking, you can't shut 'er up!"

"Are you sure I 'can't take it with me'? I brought some for you."

"My strength is as the strength of ten, because I'm rich."

'Well, son... I've made my first million by selling my unpaid bills to the paper-recycling guy!'

'Say what you like about Capitalism, it makes the gravy train run on time.'

Financial Eyesight

'Amy, cancel all my appointments. I have enough money.'

'There's a no-nonsense quality about TJ that I admire.'

'Call me a cockeyed optimist but I still believe big executive bonuses and perks can buy happiness.'

The court freezes my assets and wants me to live on $20K per month? They want me to starve!

Business Philosophy 101.

'Our mutual fund management changed the name of the fund to clearly communicate their investment objectives. The fund is now called 'Make Money Anyway We Can'.'

Family Money - "I've been working on your family tree!"

"The most important thing isn't money - it's love. Luckily I love money!"

'I used to think I couldn't serve both God and Mammon, and then I discovered multitasking!'

'Harold's grandfather was one of the inventors of the hula-hoop.'

Proof you've made it Loud Annoying The voices raised against you

'Money is the sixth sense that allows the others to be appreciated!'

'I don't want to rob the rich anymore, Marian, I want to BE the rich.'