Get-rich Enthusiast T-Shirts

"This is America! Everyone who wants to be rich should be rich!"

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

"I made money the old fashioned way. I inherited it."

"Oh I have plenty of sex appeal. It's all here in my bank baalance."

'I'm not motivated by profit, Henderson - I'm motivated by excessive profit.'

"I sold my soul for about a tenth of what the damn things are going for now."

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

Greed.

"Now that's how to declare a dividend!"

'Dad, I know all about the birds and the bees; explain stock-swaps and derivatives.'

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

"Even my chauffeur has a chauffeur."

'That was when I closed five distribution centres, mothballed a factory and sacked 3,000 workers.'

"Which way up do you want it?"

'But I do have fun, I have lots of fun. I have lots of fun making lots of money.'

Businessman has Sterling Sign Shaved in Head.

"Oh, just great, Dick. How are things going with you?"

"Today we welcome back an old friend."

"A good quarter is a joy forever."

'I'm sorry, Collin, but our Dreyfus Mid-Cap fund completely tanked, so we're going to have to let you go.'

"Are you sure I 'can't take it with me'? I brought some for you."

"I've found that when money starts talking, you can't shut 'er up!"

'Miss Henshaw - bring me my trumpet.'

"My strength is as the strength of ten, because I'm rich."

"R&D really created a miracle drug this time...at least it's been miraculous for our bottom line!"

And this is my dance of the third quarters profit ratio.

Business Philosophy 101.

'Say what you like about Capitalism, it makes the gravy train run on time.'

Financial Eyesight

The court freezes my assets and wants me to live on $20K per month? They want me to starve!

'Our mutual fund management changed the name of the fund to clearly communicate their investment objectives. The fund is now called 'Make Money Anyway We Can'.'

'There's a no-nonsense quality about TJ that I admire.'

"I think he's been capitalised!"

"This data shows us that we are going up to a new level."