Get-rich-quick Enthusiast Pillows

Dialed the number, ordered the tapes and placed hundreds of little ads. Didn't hit a snag until step four: Just sit back and rake it in.

"My pension plan has always been to invent something and get rich fast, but now it's winning the lottery."

'How to make lots of cash quickly! Issues 2,3,4,5 and 6 on sale tomorrow!'

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

"I made money the old fashioned way. I inherited it."

"I sold my soul for about a tenth of what the damn things are going for now."

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

"Oh I have plenty of sex appeal. It's all here in my bank baalance."

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

Greed.

"Even my chauffeur has a chauffeur."

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

'That was when I closed five distribution centres, mothballed a factory and sacked 3,000 workers.'

'But I do have fun, I have lots of fun. I have lots of fun making lots of money.'

Businessman has Sterling Sign Shaved in Head.

"I've found that when money starts talking, you can't shut 'er up!"

"Are you sure I 'can't take it with me'? I brought some for you."

"My strength is as the strength of ten, because I'm rich."

'Amy, cancel all my appointments. I have enough money.'

'Say what you like about Capitalism, it makes the gravy train run on time.'

The court freezes my assets and wants me to live on $20K per month? They want me to starve!

'Call me a cockeyed optimist but I still believe big executive bonuses and perks can buy happiness.'

'There's a no-nonsense quality about TJ that I admire.'

'Our mutual fund management changed the name of the fund to clearly communicate their investment objectives. The fund is now called 'Make Money Anyway We Can'.'

Business Philosophy 101.

'Well, son... I've made my first million by selling my unpaid bills to the paper-recycling guy!'

Financial Eyesight

Family Money - "I've been working on your family tree!"

"The most important thing isn't money - it's love. Luckily I love money!"

'I used to think I couldn't serve both God and Mammon, and then I discovered multitasking!'

"I only live for 24 hours, so I need a temp job that pays big bugs."

'I don't want to rob the rich anymore, Marian, I want to BE the rich.'

'If you wanted to become rich, you shouldn't have become a doctor. You should have become an investment counselor.'

Cash by any other name.

"He's very well off. He's got all the quantities I admire."