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'Looking for a quickie sir?'

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

A fight in the Boardroom.

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

"Is this the best investment strategy you could come up with?"

Introducing... The Everything Else Morning-After Pill!

You can breed these if the environment is right.

'I know you're looking for a safe investment but have you ever heard of anyone getting wealthy investing in a bank account?'

"I love being your agent, Nick, but the guys making the really big bucks now are the managers. Let me be your manager."

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

"Before you grade my test, keep in mind, my dream is to become a wealthy doctor, just like my available father"

"It's not enough being a cat anymore. I want to be a fat cat."

Business men and women walking around following dollar signs.

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

"I just think things will work out for the best, and by the best I mean me."

'Quick...follow that rainbow.'

What is possible/what is probable.

What is possible and what is probable.

'Good dog!'

'We really like your suggested target of us becoming 'richer than God if God won the lottery'. Any idea how we might get there.'

Man chasing money

'Then one day Ralph decided there isn't anything more important than money, and became a day trader.'

"I found out the hard way what a short hop it is from 'Seize the Day' to 'Seize the Money!'"

'Someday, son...all this will be Mine.'

Investments: Remember, tis better to have loved money and lost, than never to have loved money at all.

We Sell Chinese Stocks - Management is not responsible of you feel greedy again in an hour.

Gold Crisis

"I don't seem to be able to sniff out money like I used to."

'There are articles all over the press about how stress can kill you!'

'It's our latest genetic breakthrough. It does grow on trees, after all.'

'$800,000 per year? Is that with or without an incentive bonus?'

"Growing old is not the problem... it's not being rich that's the problem."