Quick Cash Enthusiasts Gifts

"I only live for 24 hours, so I need a temp job that pays big bugs."

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

'I love it when you talk big bucks, Mr. Williams.'

'But I do have fun, I have lots of fun. I have lots of fun making lots of money.'

"Your farm's doing well John. What's your secret?"

'Good dog!'

Bookkeeping Club

Save! O% interest on your deposits.

Dialed the number, ordered the tapes and placed hundreds of little ads. Didn't hit a snag until step four: Just sit back and rake it in.

When I make it, I like to see it.

All Major Cash Honored.

City Travel...rat race special! 10 countries in 10 day: 'I need a vacation'!

'Don't you ever take a break?'

Contemporary Consumerism

"I have my very own ATM password."

Git Rich Quik Skeem - Only $1,000,000.

'Please sir - all of them!'

'I liked them better when they were ATMs.'

Acme Instant Muscle Ade Machine

'All you're ever interested in are get-rich-quick schemes. What's your hurry?'

'Actually I am having a happy childhood, except, of course, for my unhappy allowance.'

Economics LOL.

'Quick, Bensonhurst-Shaw, I need a bon mot for today's meeting.'

"If this meeting becomes too heated, we'll create a distraction...like running out the door."

"The only emojis I've ever needed is a dollar sign."

Remember, son, we're men. We walk in. We buy. We walk out. No browsing. Sweaters. (Originally published on 2008-01-14).

'Gentlemen, our corporate profits.'

'I just came from our stock broker. Our quality of life has just improved!'

"Duct tape..."

The vanishing American is the one who pays cash.

"My pension plan has always been to invent something and get rich fast, but now it's winning the lottery."

You get an allowance, not a pension and profit sharing allowance.

Man pulls on cord which leads to 'Instant Gratification'.

'Can you let me have £1 to tide me over until you're in a better mood, Dad?'

'How to make lots of cash quickly! Issues 2,3,4,5 and 6 on sale tomorrow!'